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• safesyrup@feddit.ch ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spitting straight facts

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  • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

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      • maiskanzler@feddit.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.

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• explodicle@local106.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why do you think I’m worth so much?

    I’m flattered and flustered.

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    • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.

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      • THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lol that would be really something

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.

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