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craftyindividual@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  16 tonnes per person per year.

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  • safesyrup@feddit.ch ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spitting straight facts

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    • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.

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  • explodicle@local106.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why do you think I’m worth so much?

      I’m flattered and flustered.

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      • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.

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      • explodicle@local106.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?

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