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That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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- OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
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- seth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Some call that hot cocoa.
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.
    
    That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.
    
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    800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    But those balls are super smooth now that all the hair was burned off.
    
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    seth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Maybe the cocoa butter will sooth the pain?
    
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TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

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- KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper
  
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  - TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    That’s why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.
    
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Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

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- 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.
  
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yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

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- 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.
  
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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?

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- KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Not really
  
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- 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  maybe disassembled if the bag is big enough
  
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