Comment on The average American shower

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

    Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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    • OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • seth@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some call that hot cocoa.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.

        That’s why I needed a skin graft on my balls.

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper

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      • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s why I swapped to special blend before I quit. I get it.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

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    • 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.

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  • yumpsuit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And you better believe the manosphere psycho who keeps that grout perfectly clean is going to be shining up the chrome of an engraved Gadsden snek on whatever the revolver equivalent of a submarine chronometer is. Matte black means you can’t stare into the eyes of your reflection on the gun while you jerk off.

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    • 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Throw in Fox News on high volume and you just described the best Sat night ever.

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  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because American women can’t have AR guns in a purse?

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    • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not really

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    • 800XL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      maybe disassembled if the bag is big enough

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• scottmeme@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Buc-ee’s lighter says Texas lol

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