Comment on Grandpa still got it

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.

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  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Candidly, grandpa tells his story:

    Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?

    He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol

    Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’

    A tear wells in his eye, as recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past

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    • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”

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  • pastermil@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about your nana?

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I’m sure she’s fine.

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    • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To shreds, you say.

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• Fish@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?

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  • homesnatch@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ask your mom, she’s the competition subject.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah opa be Dutch

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1978 provincial fingerblast champion in Utrecht then?

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That works!

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      • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or maybe this fucker’s a tukker and he’s actually the 1978 regional fingerblast champion in Twente 😛

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• pancakes@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can see it written on his face

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