BRING ME BUTTER AND SOME MILK
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grrk@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Hell yeah, get rid of ALL the people while we’re at it!
Uncle ben is a brontosaurus Aunt Jemima is now a giraffe Little debbie is little ducky Quaker oats has a giant sentient, “THE Quaker oat” Sunmaid is the literal sun in a french maid outfit And of course land o lakes should be the lochness monster or some similar native american cryptid.
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 4 months ago
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Since Land O’Lakes is a Minnesota company it should be a Minnesota crypted. Minnesota shares mini cryptids with many other locations mothman, Bigfoot, etc.
But if you want to really place it, brand and cryptid… Then Duluth Dogman is perhaps your best option that I am aware of.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I would be okay with this.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I love the land-o-lakes mothsquitoman!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Found the nightmare enjoyer.
atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Every time you hear a buzzing in your ear, or see an eerie glow emanating from the woods, it would help you remember that you need to pick up butter at the store! That’s marketing.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can you do a second one with Land O’Lakes but use the prompt ‘Duluth dogman’
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
This is the best version I got. Probably far cuter than the actual Dogman.
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CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Appreciate you doing that! Not even remotely what I thought was going to come back, lol. But instead of creepy we got wholesome.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Upvote for good doggo!