Comment on dont question the big orb

minticecream@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

    What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

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    • TseseJuer@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      guberment

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• phorq@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

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  • runswithjedi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a tattoo for your retina!

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

    Sounds like a good indie band name.

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