Saruman had the only bidet in mordor
Comment on Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I need to join your elves with a bidet. Idk why I’m still living in Mordor.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 months ago
ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 months ago
Same. I think part of me worries it's all I'd ever want to do.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Just get the ones that aren’t heated and it’ll discourage you from using it too much.
tooclose104@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
You learn to enjoy the cold, too. Also, it can be one hell of a way to wake up too.