His name is Fled Cruz, or Cancun Cruz, take your choice.
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Pavidus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
For anyone who needs a reminder, his name is not Ted. We should honor his wishes and stop calling him by his preferred name.
netburnr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Rafael??? How did that become Ted?
CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 6 months ago
Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate ‘American’ name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border.
brlemworld@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The Zodiac Killer Cruze
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Crud isn’t smart enough to be the Zodiac.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
It isn’t the Zodiac Killer.
He is Zodiac Killer Cruze, the devourer of books about Astrology. (Picture books mind you)
Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
I just don’t want to besmirch the name of a hard-working ninja turtle.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Then go with Edward.