Comment on The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.

• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.

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• cuchilloc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually, maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And with strange aeons even death may die.

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They were contrarians, I guess.

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• xoggy@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.

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