Comment on The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.

Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Doesn’t the smell bother you?

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only for the first few months.

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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cashing their pension cheques makes up for it.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔

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  • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.

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  • cuchilloc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Actually, maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And with strange aeons even death may die.

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They were contrarians, I guess.

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  • xoggy@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.

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