Comment on xkcd #2862: Typical Seating Chart

fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• sizzler@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you pause we die

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  • fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fully honest audit of my cycling abilities: we never left the ground in the first place

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• RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d rather the mega-fun bumper car seats

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  • fireweed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine a coast-to-coast red eye in the bumper car seats. Or a transatlantic flight. RIP anyone on a non-stop from Singapore to NYC. And that’s assuming there’s no turbulence…

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After about an hour, someone would figure out how to get the bumper cars out of the arena and there’d be a death match by the trash hole.

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      • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Serious Mario cart vibes

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      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d just yell “Last one out is the rotten egg!” and then enjoy my empty plane in peace.

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, but allow me to present this compelling counter proposal:

  Dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka…

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