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Archer: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horny Uncle on your Moms side Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)

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Seraph@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Pretty sure this is just a reflection of me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.

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- GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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  Me (in Horny Brig):
  
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  - cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
    
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- ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Captain Mirror Mommy
  
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TheMongoose@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Picard: Captain Grandpa

Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.

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- Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
  
  Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
  
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  - TheMongoose@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.
    
    *cries
    
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    Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
    
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linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
What about Dax?

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- GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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  Space mistress
  
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Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Promise to Send You to Military Boarding School

Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle

Harriman: Captain Cameron

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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast

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- Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Oops. Fixed.
  
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  - xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I figured it was Sulu lol
    
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    Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
    
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jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)

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