Picard: Captain Grandpa
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
Comment on There is a very distinct difference
Stamets@startrek.website 8 months agoArcher: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horny Uncle on your Moms side Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
TheMongoose@kbin.social 8 months ago
Stamets@startrek.website 8 months ago
To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.
Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.
TheMongoose@kbin.social 8 months ago
Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.
*cries
Stamets@startrek.website 8 months ago
We’re both old and falling apart me thinks.
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Promise to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 months ago
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Stamets@startrek.website 8 months ago
Oops. Fixed.
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 8 months ago
I figured it was Sulu lol
Stamets@startrek.website 8 months ago
Yeah, not sure why I went to Saru on that. Also it was at that moment that I realized how close Saru and Sulu are. It was also at that moment that I had woken up to take a leak, saw the message on my phone, and blurry eyed fixed it lol
jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
Seraph@kbin.social 8 months ago
Pretty sure this is just a reflection of me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
GreenMario@lemm.ee 8 months ago
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Me (in Horny Brig):
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cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Captain Mirror Mommy
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