Comment on There is a very distinct difference

xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Captain Mom:

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  Captain Mommy:

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nothing is more starfleet than that

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  • gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!

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• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Archer: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horny Uncle on your Moms side Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)

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  • Seraph@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty sure this is just a reflection of me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.

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    • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      Me (in Horny Brig):

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      • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unf yeah I hope they have an extra cell for me, too.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Captain Mirror Mommy

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  • TheMongoose@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Picard: Captain Grandpa

    Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.

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    • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair I meant grandpa as more of a state of mind.

      Also you shut up with your devil facts right this instant.

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      • TheMongoose@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hush you, I'm not old, you're old.

        *cries

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  • linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about Dax?

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    • GreenMario@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      Space mistress

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  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Promise to Send You to Military Boarding School

    Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle

    Harriman: Captain Cameron

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  • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast

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    • Stamets@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oops. Fixed.

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      • xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I figured it was Sulu lol

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  • jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)

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