Continuing my line of thirst memes
I'm pretty sure you call Sisko 'father', as in:"forgive me father for I have sinned..."
Submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to risa@startrek.website
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Continuing my line of thirst memes
I'm pretty sure you call Sisko 'father', as in:"forgive me father for I have sinned..."
So has he
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On the other hand, “Daddy, I’ve been I very naughty” works, too.
No. pike looks too preppy. looks like he works as a lawyer and lives in a rich white neighborhood.
Sisko is fucking sexy.
A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don’t even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders
Who is Janeway then? What about any of the other captains?
Q: But you’re a mommy to this crew!
Archer: Captain Fonz Lorca: Captain Wedding Crasher Prime Georgiou: Captain Valedictorian Cousin Mirror Georgiou: Captain Goth Cousin Pike: Captain Daddy Saru: Captain Hippie Uncle Burnham: Captain Older Sister Kirk: Captain Horny Uncle Picard: Captain Grandpa Riker: Captain Horny Uncle on your Moms side Sisko: Captain Dad Janeway: Captain Step-Mom Freeman: Captain Mom Seven: Captain Mommy Rios: Captain Daddy (Second Helping) Raffi: Captain Aunt Worf: Captain Abusive Step-Dad Shaw: Captain Daddy (Third Helping)
Pretty sure this is just a reflection of me, but I was hoping Captain Mommy would be thicker.
Picard: Captain Grandpa
Oof. Wil Wheaton is older than Patrick Stewart was when he first started playing Jean-Luc.
Jellico: Captain Dad That Makes Good on his Promise to Send You to Military Boarding School
Pressman: Captain Scumbag Uncle
Harriman: Captain Cameron
Saru being both Captain Hippie Uncle and Captain Hornier Uncle is an interesting contrast
Kirk is nowhere nearly as horny as his reputation suggests (at least the TOS version, the Kelvinverse version is basically a parody)
I recently discovered hell on wheels, while waiting out the next season of snw. I swear I need a fan to be able to watch it! Holy drool!
Infynis@midwest.social 1 year ago
Pike is too much of a boy scout. Sisko has that little bit of crazy that keeps you on edge. Is he going to kiss you, or commit a war crime? It’s exciting!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 1 year ago
now that’s what I call a BOGO