Comment on Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Comment on Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought
aeronmelon@lemm.ee 1 year ago
X (twitter): “Oh shit, most of our users are bots.”
Mastodon: “Oh shit, we have a bunch of extra users.”
Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet
orclev@lemmy.world 1 year ago
HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
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samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!
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nomecks@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?
Petter1@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No, we are all bots, and we know 😉
Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beep boop me robot
ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else
Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.
billiam0202@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Hi
~beep boop I’m a bot~
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…
Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!
… Oh boy.
Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
I am actually several bots sharing a single account!
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.