Comment on When two people kiss, they form a long tube from one anus to the other

jet@hackertalks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn’t seem right.

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  • jet@hackertalks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Male:

    7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

    Female:

    8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagania

    Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

    Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

    Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave

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      • HessiaNerd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ears terminate at the eardrum

        Urethra terminates at the bladder.

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    • qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.

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      • jet@hackertalks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How was the coffee?

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    • teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

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      • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

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      • z500@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.

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      • jet@hackertalks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Good point

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• meekah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s seven up to I finite, really. Topologically the number of holes changes if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.

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