break beds and take names
in that order
Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply
molten@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 days ago
Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
And I’m all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!
python@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
molten@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.