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LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.

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undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
He dead

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- LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Oh fuck
  
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benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen

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- agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
  
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  - starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    But eventually the champion would stand, the rest would see their better: Mister Rogers
    
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    chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Would he be in a bloodstained sweater?
    
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- SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  more like found dead in his bed in a pile of his shit. A fitting end.
  
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teslekova@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.

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