JIRA and Bitbucket are so bad that even Microsoft Azure DevOps (that is a reskin of the decade old Visual Studio Online, which itself is a reskin on the two decade old Microsoft TFS) is somehow better than it. And everyone loves to hate in Microsoft products.
Are there any actually good enterprise grade Task tracker + Code repo combo that we should be suggesting the execs migrate to? Maybe the GitHub Enterprise product?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Uh, we need you to clear out your desk ASAP.”
“Sure, just submit a JIRA ticket and I’ll get right on it.”
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 1 month ago
Somehow, HR processes are always exempt from the ticketing process.
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
And yet oddly (and predictably, and likely disastrously, etc. -) some HR departments are among the very first to glibly upload their everything’s to constantly shifting unreliable AI “products”. Not speaking hypothetically 😐
Funny stuff, that.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Because the people who work in HR spent their educational years avoiding anything technical.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that’s because they don’t want you to know when you’re getting fired.
I used to watch the category for decoms that had keywords in the subject line. someone from HR found out somehow (loose lips probably) and they stopped making tickets entirely.
it’s a shame really. I had a really awesome script watching the same criteria for my name 🤣. nothing heinous, just some farewell messages and dirty laundry.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s weird, I got laid off by a west coast tech giant and they gave me two months’ notice, and they were happy to have me doing nothing that whole time (and I’d had nothing to do for about six months prior to that). I was remote so I guess they felt that I couldn’t fuck shit up on the way out.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Our HR critters use a case-management system, badly. They have an internal process, but never adapted the default workflows to match it. So the pendejitos are always trying to clean up self-inflicted gunshot wounds to their feet.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
AI will have a scrum with itself.
eleitl@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Oh yeah, agentic AI going all agile with lobster claws.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s even worse than that: it’ll be a ServiceNow ticket.