the pedophile pinata lottery where lucky winners get to beat pedophile billionaires with bats until they explode and drop money
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apex32@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
LinkedIn is worth many billions of dollars. No lottery would pay out enough money to buy it.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 17 hours ago
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
So based on what we know out of the Epstein files, that’s essentially all billionaires at this point.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 hours ago
If you win the lottery, and then buy winning lottery tickets with every single dollar of your original win, you may approach the table to begin negotiations.
anotherpos@feddit.online 17 hours ago
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tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
There was no joke behind the means of purchase. OOP just didn’t think about that. Nuking LinkedIn would be funny tho
criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
A nuclear warhead is really expensive and out of the reach of civilians. There’s no way the OP could get a hold of one to use on LinkedIn.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 11 hours ago
I heard Iran can develop nukes really quickly, even after having their facilities completely destroyed just a few months ago.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Didn’t know I invented the term nuking a service / website but sure
Magnum@infosec.pub 12 hours ago
I don’t know man, dropping a nuke is maybe a bit harsh, they’re people too you know…