Comment on 100% tru btw

eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Part 2 of this meme is where I say that most women want skinny men with good eyeliner and most men want tall, buff women. Stay tuned, it’s premiering 8PM CST

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tall buff tomboy gf that will protect my frail ass is a dream <( ’ ’ <)

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      One of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they’ll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that’s usually a dealbreaker lol

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a bisexual man, both points are true

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Would I lie?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You ain’t wrong. I have gorgeous eyes (my lashes are the one area I’ve got lush hair. They’re as long as fake lashes) and back when I was skinny I got occasional model work.

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• prettybunnys@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  but then mascara starts running when the lifts get strong

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