Comment on Smartphone sales down 22 percent in Q2, the worst performance in a decade

• LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s internet capable!

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  • pineapplepizza@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does it have Bluetooth?

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    • Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s all about the vibration alert

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• SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)

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• elbarto777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Neuralink!

  (Shudders)

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  • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Analink?

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    • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For an in depth analysis of your shit

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      • itsmistermoon@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Monitor your shit cycle with the new iFart

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      • hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That could actually be useful (IBD gang)

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    • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That the fountain pen I keep in my butt

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Isn’t that essentially what that one chess player was accused of?

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• SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)

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• gunpachi@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait… a few days ago I read something about smart toilets using anal prints and internet connectivity. So rectal computers are not too far off.

  I don’t understand the use case of such an invention

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  • electrogamerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For example you have a a bidet, and several people in your household. Each person likes the water temperature differenr, or their anus is in a different position. Usually, one has to configure those settings manually each time they poop. Well, no more with the anal print identifier (API). You can sit, relax and do your business, the API will read your anus print and adjust the temperature and water aim automatically.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you!

      I keep talking about how my API makes my defecation that much better and truly understands my shit better than I could have hoped for and my coworkers keep slowly backing away from me. I don’t understand why they are so scared of what an API can do for them and the ease of their work on the toilet.

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