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3arn0wl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Time to start development on rectal computers.

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  • LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s internet capable!

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    • pineapplepizza@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does it have Bluetooth?

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      • Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s all about the vibration alert

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)

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  • elbarto777@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Neuralink!

    (Shudders)

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    • Dasnap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Analink?

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      • Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        For an in depth analysis of your shit

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      • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That the fountain pen I keep in my butt

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t that essentially what that one chess player was accused of?

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  • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those are called remote controlled sex toys and already exist :)

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  • gunpachi@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait… a few days ago I read something about smart toilets using anal prints and internet connectivity. So rectal computers are not too far off.

    I don’t understand the use case of such an invention

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    • electrogamerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For example you have a a bidet, and several people in your household. Each person likes the water temperature differenr, or their anus is in a different position. Usually, one has to configure those settings manually each time they poop. Well, no more with the anal print identifier (API). You can sit, relax and do your business, the API will read your anus print and adjust the temperature and water aim automatically.

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      • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thank you!

        I keep talking about how my API makes my defecation that much better and truly understands my shit better than I could have hoped for and my coworkers keep slowly backing away from me. I don’t understand why they are so scared of what an API can do for them and the ease of their work on the toilet.

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