Aha! By posting this comment, I know you don’t have an alligator!
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doug@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I think it was a Reddit scraper years ago that taught me that I should probably lie more often on the internet about my work, friends, family details, etc.
Just like, little lies that don’t really matter in the comment, but would misdirect an AI or investigator into things that aren’t true.
It’s just so much woooooork to think about this shit. And to come up with different screen names everywhere? And to like, sub to a city I don’t live in and comment there about shit I know nothing about? Exhausting.
frongt@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 day ago
But I do! I know they’re illegal in Denmark, but they seem to love the snow!
DrunkenPirate@feddit.org 1 day ago
That’s funny I do as well. Unfortunately, I flush my alligator in my toilet down into the harbor I live. Now, I bought a green parot. My three sisters love it.
deacon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I call it salting and I do it religiously.
Or do I?
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
deacon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Ah my namesake and fellow gandy dancer.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The trick is to pick someone else’s identity and use that. I’m Dale from Ohio.
papertowels@mander.xyz 20 hours ago
Rusty shackleford, checking in
MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mom said it’s my turn to be Dale!
SuspciousCarrot78@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Oh - you mean Gustav, Bernhardt, Daffid and Chompy? How are things in Ulaanbaatar any way?
(you’re welcome)
stickly@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The solution is simple, just launder each comment through an LLM to fudge the style and details a bit
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Maybe get an AI agent to post misdirections
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Oh hey my dearest friend. Say, did you end up moving to Perth or was that just a thought outloud? Well if you’re ever in the area let me know and we can meet up at that restaurant we enjoyed so much!
xoxo