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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wife told him

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Even worse. How did the wife tell him “you shit your pants again at the same time as always” instead of waking him up early to avoid this?

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    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If she already knows this happens regularly, then whether she wakes him up beforehand or tells him afterwards, doesn’t mean she hadn’t let him know at some point?

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      • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Once she realizes that this happens regularly, she should tell him “you pooped the last few days before waking up. Let me wake you up beforehand so you make it to the toilet in time, also make an appointment at your doctor”. Maybe that’s what happened and he just omitted it because it isn’t relevant for the diagnosis. We’ll never know.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Old people insomnia

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Half wakrs up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.

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• you_are_dust@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Poop forensics.

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fecal forensics*

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    • pitaya@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fecensics*

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Smort butt plug posts to X when it gets pushed out, every day at 0600. Smort diaper wakes up our boi when ejected poo is staying too long inside.

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