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aviationeast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• artifex@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s why they’ll fit their guards with death collars to prevent them from getting ideas.

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  • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where do you buy death collars from?

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    • LuckyDevil@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Big MT Research and Development Center

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    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I get mine in Paradise Falls.

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An old man named Elijah, hanks out near an abandoned casino town full of ghosts.

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      • AzuranAurora@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Commie ghosts, who don’t know that they’re dead.

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    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Amazon, I presume.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First you have to get said guards (who are hired to protect you) to agree to wear those. Only a moron would agree to that. And sure they malfunction too. So be hard if you security is fucking disabled from your death collar to protect you. Rich people are not smart.

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    • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re willing to work for such evil people you are a moron.

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  • biofaust@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Reminds me of Wedlock. Little perfect movie with Rutger Hauer.

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Forget about guards, what about mortar shells?

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