He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Even they wouldn’t want him.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.
Imagine the entirr hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.