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They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.
I think the average paedophile would take more than a gallon of space, so that will just increase the number you have to use for the calculation.
Gallons are still countable.
That’s the joke (and why I said I was ‘measuring’ them) - I was making fun of myself for being wrong while also doubling down on the fact that they’re garbage pedos. It’s a win-win. Sorry, my sense of humor isn’t always the most apparent.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 month ago
I think the average paedophile would take more than a gallon of space, so that will just increase the number you have to use for the calculation.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Gallons are still countable.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s the joke (and why I said I was ‘measuring’ them) - I was making fun of myself for being wrong while also doubling down on the fact that they’re garbage pedos. It’s a win-win. Sorry, my sense of humor isn’t always the most apparent.