Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
And you would have less pedophiles
Fewer
They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.
I think the average paedophile would take more than a gallon of space, so that will just increase the number you have to use for the calculation.
Gallons are still countable.
That’s the joke (and why I said I was ‘measuring’ them) - I was making fun of myself for being wrong while also doubling down on the fact that they’re garbage pedos. It’s a win-win. Sorry, my sense of humor isn’t always the most apparent.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Fewer
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They are so unified in the fact that they are all lower than garbage that I’ve started measuring them by the gallon rather than the person.
ulterno@programming.dev 9 hours ago
I think the average paedophile would take more than a gallon of space, so that will just increase the number you have to use for the calculation.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Gallons are still countable.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
That’s the joke (and why I said I was ‘measuring’ them) - I was making fun of myself for being wrong while also doubling down on the fact that they’re garbage pedos. It’s a win-win. Sorry, my sense of humor isn’t always the most apparent.