One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.
TomMasz@piefed.social 9 hours ago
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
This is Murica.
West_of_West@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
TomMasz@piefed.social 9 hours ago
What gave it away?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim
socsa@piefed.social 6 hours ago
I’ma give you something to cry about
Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.