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bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. One the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.
There is no escape short of cutting off the tongue.
Tongue of Theseus
It’s a classic
By that logic every cell in your body has touched a cell (that has touched a cell)^n that has touched ass
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn’t mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Burn you tongue on a pizza rolls, they’ll be gone quick
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
what about capsaican? can i sweat everything out with a billion capsaicans?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This made me picture someone panting so hard their tongue was flopping like a dogs tongue out the windows wearing off skin cells