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bebabalula@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  well…birds aren’t real…soooo…

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  • bebabalula@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Good point…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      you’ve been eating those spiders in your sleep

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Did you know that the average person eats 8 spiders every hour while they sleep?

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You’re forgetting all the spiders that crawl into the bird’s mouth while it’s sleeping.

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  • edible_funk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nah that’s just spiders beord throwing off the averages.

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Also, any effects we may have on arthropod selective evolution by randomly killing visible spiders is going to be vastly overshadowed by the very rapid and immediate changes we’re making to the environment broadly.

  We would need somewhere between centuries or millennia of very predictable and consistent behavior killing visible spiders before we saw any change to their overall behavior, meanwhile we’ve all but destroyed the ecosystem at their scale anyway, which is going to have vastly more dramatic impact on populations and evolution, assuming they survive at all. When was the last time any of you remember getting your windows covered with bugs after a summer drive?

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