Like the guy with the carbon fiber submarine. Every engineer told him it couldn’t be done, so he kept firing them until he had a staff of young, inexperienced engineers who would do what they were told, and just collect their paychecks.
Now their boss is dead, and there are no more paychecks.
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
"All the engineers said my “screen door on a submarine” was “stupid” and would “sink the ship”, so I fired them and hired new engineers!"
greasewizard@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I mean this is the exact line of thinking turned an idiot CEO into a paste at the bottom of the ocean
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thank you mighty wizard for casting dopamine.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I can not read the word “cast” in any form without remembering this:
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MangoCats@feddit.it 3 weeks ago
There’s a small difference, the imploded CEO was “boldly going where no man had gone before, on such an accelerated timetable and tight budget” - the screen door guy was a couple of orders of magnitude more foolish.
AbidanYre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I told AI to build me a submarine out of titanium.
OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Titanic sub was made from carbon fiber. Titanium is what he should have used.
AbidanYre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damnit, I knew that too. I stopped skimming too early in the Wiki paragraph.