Comment on The whole "toilet seat up, toilet seat down" gender debate could be solved by everybody putting the seat and lid down.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t even piss standing up anymore

  the correct solution.

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  • Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True power comes from not using the power.

    I can stand and piss… but for many reasons I prefer to sit.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For me the algorithm is “if(wearing_glasses == True and is_brightly_lit == True): stand; else: sit”.

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      • AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your variables are already booleans, so you can just write:

        if (wearing_glasses and is_brightly_lit)

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tbh, it’s just easier and less messy. I don’t gotta focus on aiming, and I don’t have to worry about getting griped at for forgetting to put the seat down. Standing is really only a better option if you’re in public and in a rush.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Certain toilets are on the small size for my… equipment. And I periodically find my dongle touching porcelain. This also results in some backspray which is annoying to clean up.

      I’ve found it easier and less messy to piss standing. But I also got a fancy bidet for my wife’s Christmas present years ago. It automates the whole task of opening and closing, does a bit of self-cleaning, and saves us a few bucks on toilet paper month-to-month. So its less of an issue.

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      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yet another problem solved by being a grower

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      • pretzelz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sometimes I piss too hard or at the wrong angle or something while I’m having a big one while I’m also having a shit and it somehow escapes under the rim and I end up with piss all over the floor. The amount of piss from that Vs micro spray is incomparable.

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The real problem is that those toilets are just too small. It’s the same as those sinks that have the faucet 1 micrometer from the sink edge. I truly don’t get it

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  • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can get piss on the floor when sitting on the toilet too.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• melfie@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, for men, standing up is just going to get piss everywhere. Men also need to wipe themselves afterwards, not just shake. Some men consider both of these practices to be overly-feminizing or whatever, but not having piss all over yourself and the bathroom is unequivocally a good thing.

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  • tabris@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wear shorts for most of the year. Using a urinal while wearing shorts, you realise how much piss splashes everywhere. Really not hygienic.

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    • datavoid@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is exactly why I stopped bothering with toilets

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      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The pigeon technique, just do it while in motion. Brave

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Couldn’t agree more

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  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not sitting in your own piss and shit is for women and gay people obviously

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  • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All you want You can shake and dance But the last two drops Are in your pants

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I started doing this over 30 years ago, when I shared a restroom at work with a few women. I kept doing it.

  Where I grew up and live, there are two types of toilets, those designed to be sat upon, and those designed to be stood in front of. Use them as they were designed to be used, and they work better.

  I’ve only ever seen photos of squat toilets. I imagine that men stand in front of them and piss all over them?

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's a lesson you learn once.

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently not, considering the bitchy comments I’ve gotten from women in my life lol.I learned it after the first time, but hey.

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