Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost

• fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  at least he didn’t say he “fell on it” and it was totally an accident

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Look, I’m not saying I admit anything, but if I, for one, were to do some naked woodworking, I’d be extra careful about it.

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  • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m actually disappointed he didn’t have some goofy explanation.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Million in one shot doc, million in one.

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• LePoisson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Someone else gave a link to it:

  anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298

  You’re right it was crazy to read. It’s wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn’t get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I’m not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that’s not gonna fucking kill you.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!

  I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

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