Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Hand Egg
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
Major League Football (MLF)
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
Curling would like a word
What is a “hockey” anyway
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
😭
Floor egg.
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.
Lycra Rugby
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
NFL becomes NHL, so we need a new name for hockey.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hockey sticks moving the puck resemble brooms sweeping, so we could call it “Brooms,” which leaves us with either NBA or MLB.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Baseball could be called stickball, taking MLS so ‘soccer’ would need a new… Hey, that actually works out.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
Major League Football (MLF)
ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, no. MLS becomes the NFL so there’s no confusion that it’s football.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Curling would like a word
errer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What is a “hockey” anyway
Localhorst86@feddit.org 2 months ago
NHL will have to rename to National Blade Association (NBA), so we have to come up with something new for Basketball.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 2 months ago
Basketball was invented using peach baskets. So the NBA will have to become the National Fruitball League (NFL)
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Basketballs are round, so maybe just National Roundball Association, or NRA.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I have unironically called basketball roundball for over 3 decades.
Sports are practically a religion in this country and I hate religion.
DoPeopleLookHere@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Canadians will fucking kill you deader then dead lol
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
And apologize the whole time they are doing it.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
😭
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Floor egg.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
turn the NFL to NHEL, case closed.