Comment on Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

  Sigh Femoids are heartless.

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  • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You missed the /s

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I dont tell people that my jokes are jokes to confuse nonnative english speakers

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      • reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I think a pro tip to making your jokes land with native speakers is to make the joke funny next time

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        we live in a world where people say stuff like that and mean it, the /s is just so for once we can be sure

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        How to remove all doubt:

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.

    Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If a lady made a group chat with me and a bunch of verified-beautiful boys I would take it as an opportunity to fuck them because I’m bisexual. It’s like DoorDash but for hot dudes in my DMs with an icebreaker already established

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  • nomorebillboards@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wow… you need to get off the internet

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Its not even trolling. It’s just british level deadpan

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Kek

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    • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      When no one else gets me, OozingPositron gets me

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