It’s a modest proposal
drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I know this sounds cartoonishly evil, but please consider how the unemployment rate went down drastically within this subpopulatipn.
Now about my newest idea ‘tunnel-sized toddlers with claymore mines’
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 months ago
khepri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah this is the kind of shit you literally couldn’t put into a fictional movie because viewers would not buy that a first-world democracy would do that to their citizens. You’d need an intentionally over-the-top cartoonishly evil fictional entity like Vault-Tec to even approach a “Moron Corps” scenario in fiction…
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
[off topic?]
I’ll take this opportunity to tout a favorite graphic novel.
Big Man Plans.’ A slightly off kilter officer recruits a 4-F little person to be a tunnel rat in Vietnam. Then it gets kinda weird…
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Didn’t they recruit little people to be aircraft mechanics in WWII? They could fit inside fuselages and wings?
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
I never heard that. They’d have had normal sized women and it’s more likely that they’d plan around the building than to rely on little people. Remember that the US was building thousands of planes and ships and needing extra small folks would have created a massive bottleneck.
I did a quick search and nothing came up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovitz_family
Family of ‘dwarves’ who survived the concentration camps.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Very possible it’s some crazy shit I was told as a kid. I’ll have to do some digging.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Little people were employed in the building and inspection of B-24s. Henry Ford Collection
Guess there’s some sort of truth to what I remember.
drolex@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Once in the concentration camp Auschwitz, the Ovitzes attracted the attention of the German camp physician Josef Mengele
Fucking hell.
But they all survived. Let’s not forget what happened despite all the ambient bullshit about holocaust denial.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You had me in the first half
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just like the good old days and the coal mines.
Objection@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Maybe the real problem was that there weren’t enough civilian jobs that could make use of the valuable skills they were taught, like, “how to get shoved into the line of fire while the rest of us run away.”