If your boss is a chill guy who can take a joke I’m sure he would laugh the first time but if you did this repeatedly then probably not
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someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’d get you fired afaik.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Not in anything Petrochemical. They rulebooks habe a very clear restriction on “anything that is, or appears to be” (a cigarette).
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
If that’s true, why do cigarettes contribute so heavily to explosions at Russian refineries, ammunition simple, and field bases?
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Safety culture is for the weak, comrade. We die like men.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Totally makes sense too. If the fake cigarettes are ok, chances are that someone doesn’t get they are fake and uses a real one.
Besides, using a fake cigarette has no benefit for anyone, so there’s no harm in banning these too if it makes policing the use of real ones easier.
someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
At an oil refinery OSHA doesn’t fuck about.
GuyFawkes@midwest.social 4 months ago
They might fuck around a little bit.
73QjabParc34Vebq@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Something something BP oil spill
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This person would break the sound barrier on their way out. Mostly on account of the last smart guy trying this.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A friend of a friend worked at a plant where someone got fired for riding around on the provided bicycles with no hands and crashed.
Shit like this would also most certainly get you fired at any plant.
Rooster326@programming.dev 4 months ago
They get to ride bicycles at work?
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This is fairly common in various industrial sites when it’s big enough.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Maybe in Yurrup. America uses golf carts, those devices designed to avoid walking on nice days on perfectly manicured greens.