What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?
Comment on A man can dream, can’t he?
blarghly@lemmy.world 4 hours agoI would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 hours ago
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 minutes ago
Wardrobe for the goth gf.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth giving, which checks out.
blarghly@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Literally as necessary as cheese