“I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each”
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BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 hours agoRemember Captains Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he’d say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their “heavy” breasts.
white_nrdy@programming.dev 21 hours ago
hpucks@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
"That’s my favorite part of a woman. There’s nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."