Comment on I said, LOOK at it!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

  Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

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  • Ferrous@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

    let me tongue punch that fart box

    i see youre a fellow arborist, what’s your favorite thing about [tree in pic]

    Or really anything other than a milquetoast expression of horniness. Could try to be funny, could try to be genuine… honestly “nice ass” is very low effort. This person is probably getting 20 of those a day. You need to stand out.

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    • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Look at the turd cutter on you

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ass in spandex pics are the female equivalent of dick pics - low effort hornbait.

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  • Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    😄

    People are so persnickety about what they want you to say.

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• stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did she come out of the screen to tell you not to look at her butt?

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