“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim)
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 months ago
In a war, you will:
- Dig a hole (trench)
- Have a final stand
- Slowly bleed to death
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks to used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 months ago
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
You die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄