Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks to used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
Comment on Male Fantasies (by Nhim)
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 days ago
In a war, you will:
- Dig a hole (trench)
- Have a final stand
- Slowly bleed to death
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 days ago
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 day ago
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
You die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄