Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 day agoPut effort in. Poses, lighting, some measure of a narrative. Use a decent camera instead of your phone’s front-facing camera with the flash on.
pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
A narrative? Like, “Not only am I naked, I’m on my way to… water the plants. They are thirsty, and so am I… In the background, dimly lit, you can see an ESP32 microcontroller… yup, that’s the kind of guy I am… oh my, I can do pulse width modulation with my bare hands…”
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This probably bangs with autistic chicks
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hi I am an autistic chick and yes, please, this would without a word of a lie 100% absolutely work on me.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Got it, I will set my dating profile to me programming while naked. Ideally at 3 am, after a healthy diet of caffeine and chocolate and not having slept or showered for 48h. Surely that’ll attract all the hot, nerdy girls.
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Weird question, but I absolutely got rick rolled and then definitely scrolled through your posts and just have to ask, and hopefully this comes across well but, wtf do you do? Like not about the nsfw pictures but like, you’re in like a cabin, but have an electronics work bench for a CNC mill project, and then a (I presume work) friend sends you vault pictures?
Sparky? EE? Hobbyist unrelated?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Ok, I have a question. Let me preface this by saying I’m actually not planning on sending nudes to anyone.
Does it have to be that specifically, or are you looking for someone to incorporate their passion into sending you nudes? Like oh, I’m working on a motorcycle in my garage, but seem to have forgotten my clothes! Or I was sleeping nude and dreamed a nice riff so I ran to my music studio with instruments and controllers in the background! You can see I’m passionate about it by the acoustic treatment on my walls and delicate mood lighting that helps me get into a creative headspace. My dog is sitting in a chair behind me, judging me silently.
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
You joke but I’m being dead serious when I say that I’d enjoy it if someone sent something like that to me
…I’d probably feel slightly lesser due to me struggling with coming up with something as creative as that
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 1 day ago
I’m gonna neg you, but cerebrally