Homie led the plankton revolt of 1831479QT, and ushered in a golden age of cooperation and peace between the sea Lords and planktonions, so that only the old, sick, recently deceased plankton would fuel the hunger of the overlords
aarch0x40@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You could take refuge in the fact that you were a very good plankton to make it all the way to human.
DrFistington@lemmy.world 2 months ago
aarch0x40@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, I didn’t realize plankton had it so hard. Makes sense that it would be krill or be krilled.
tungah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He was a good christian plancton.
aarch0x40@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then wouldn’t he have gone to plankton heaven?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I wanna be a lobster
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The way they die in old age does not appeal to me.
Growing forever, but eventually when they get too large, their shell becomes so difficult to molt that they die of exhaustion before they can complete their molt.
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
But human existence is suffering. Buddhism teaches that if you do incredibly well, you'll be reborn as a being with a worry-free life. Being a plankton sounds exactly like that.
IMO human existence, with all its benefits, is waaaaay below plankton.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Interesting thought, but I’ll take thought over what’s basically water-grass.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve tried thought. I’d like to go with plankton for a whole now, thanks.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thoughts and prayers. I hope you get your wish.