How about a goldfish?
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Rooty@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Internet connected buttplugs are great, there’s even a model where you can create an entire chatroom to take control of it 😈
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
The thing is, this would just be equivalent to leaving it on at all hours, because who would join such a chat room without the intention of switching it on. Even if you joined such a chat room and had some restraint and decided to wait till the moment you thought would be most amusing, someone else would definitely just decided that it should be on now and basically the only lull would be if the number of users was relatively limited and mostly in the same timezone so everyone is sleeping.
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 days ago
You can vary intensity and vibration types, it isn’t just on/off. And while you can invite randos for shits and giggles, the point is giving control to people you know😈
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The control element is that viewers would need to pay to turn/keep it on.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
I’ve spent way too long on the Internet.
Because I actually understand this.
I should probably spend less time on the Internet.