Just start leaving hot dogs and Italian beefs laying around.
Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago
RandomlyGeneratedName@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So to avoid capture, Chicagoans need only wall briskly.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 day ago
That won’t be enough, soon they’ll be equipped with segways
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Go in the grass.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Poetry
MML@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
They’re not sending their best, but some I assume are trained soldiers.