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dingus182@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Subscribe Now to get all of your rights.
We’re sorry. You have insufficient funds for citizen level rights, and pursuant to the 104th ammendment, your rights will be reduced accordingly.
You are now Peasant class. Please report to your nearest farm for manual labour and the natural beauty of sleeping under the stars. For a mere $200/month, you can be waitlisted for a rights upgrade to lower plebian 3rd class.
Well that’s kind of always the case.
If you don’t pay your taxes you lose some of your rights, in almost any country.
I mean… the original versions had a lot of carve outs for states to tie rights and even personhood to land ownership.
Not to mention shit like the Three Fifths Compromise which definitely tied personhood to skin color and the money to say your kids were just tan.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
comes with tiers: basic rights, rights plus, premium rights
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s kinda how it already is:
Minorities White People The 1%
Zorque@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then there’s the club 33 equivalent for the billionaire class.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Also with a mandatory arbitration agreement, the “supreme court” is really just one dude, that that’s that corporate CEO’s brother.