Comment on So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?

db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I choose to believe this story harder than Ann Coulter took it in the butt

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wow. The internet was pretty funny before I arrived

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You should check out the bloodninja texts.

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• shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I was a boy when I first read this. Now I’m a man. Amazing how time flies.

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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Uhhhhhbbbbbbbb!?!?!?!?!

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• AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.

  'The Grapes of Wrath, huh?’

  'Yes’ I said, faking composure. ‘It’s fantastic.’

  ‘It’s a fantastic primer for vacuous proto-Communists everywhere,’ she said dismissively.

  ‘I don’t know about that…’

  She sighed. ‘I don’t have enough ink in my pen to keep a running list of what you don’t know. May I?’

  Definitely on point.

  Speaking of, she’s been very quiet during Trump 2.0. What’s she up to these days? And does she still return to that farmers market longing for the one who got away?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yiiiiiiiikes.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You think that’s bad? There a sequel.

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